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So, uh… are you free tonight?

Remember when you were in the dating scene and someone would call you up and ask if you were available to go out that night and it was totally offensive because, like, do they not think you have anything better to do?  As if! But actually you didn't have anything...

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The Big Birthday

November 21, 2012.  Elisabeth turns 1.  I turn into a total wreck. I was recently watching an episode of "Parenthood" in which one of the couples sends their daughter to college.  And I lost it.  I can't believe I have to send Elisabeth to college!  ... In 17 years....

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My Halloween Horror Story

As a new mom, many things cause me anxiety.  Germs.  Illness.  Choking hazards.  Falls.  The list goes on.  But here's the big one, the one that has instigated endless angst: Halloween. Is it the weirdos out trolling the streets?  The potential for poison-tainted...

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Goth Mom

I am not a do-it-yourself kinda gal.  You've probably gathered that from previous blog posts.  Well, my non DIY stance applies to my hair, too.  I never have - and never will - colored/cut/up-doed my own hair.  I am simply not capable of such things.  I once YouTubed...

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The Night Stalker Strikes Again

The Night Stalker.  That's what my parents have named Elisabeth.  That, and Demon Baby.  You can probably guess how our nights have been going lately. My brain is too muddled from lack of sleep to remember if I ever shared with you how I sleep trained Elisabeth.  In...

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