I’m Back in High School, and Your Baby is a Cat. Wait, What?

Oct 2, 2011 | Uncategorized | 2 comments

Post a Day Challenge Day  #2.  As part of this challenge, WordPress sends out topic ideas every day.  I didn’t really think that necessary (I’m not totally devoid of creativity), but I was curious what these topics would be.  Today’s suggested topic was to write about a recurring dream you’ve had.  Normally I would find that totally cheesy, but I was actually planning on doing a pregnancy dream post anyway!  WHOA.

I’ve heard that pregnant women have bizarre, wacko dreams, like giving birth to a goat or having a two-headed child or something.  Thankfully,  I’ve avoided those, since frankly those kind of dreams sound über creepy.  When I was first pregnant, I had some dreams that I was a terrible mother-to-be, doing things like drinking copious amounts of wine and hanging out in hot tubs.  Whoops!

Those hot tub hangout dreams stopped, but I have had a variation of the same dream over and over.  And over.  And it’s driving me crazy.

I never graduated high school.

This might not seem like a big deal to you, but this stresses me out like no one’s business.  To repeatedly find myself back in high school, having discovered I’ve  somehow missed a required class or skipped all my senior year finals is far more terrifying than dreaming about giving birth to demon-children or animals-as-babies.

I am a sick, sick woman whose priorities are clearly out of whack.

I think this means I am anxious about something.  Gosh, I wonder what?  And why are my anxieties manifesting themselves in a totally unrealistic scenario? (I would have never skipped class in high school or failed my finals).  True, dreaming you are a dolphin swimming through the ocean with a baby on your back is also totally unrealistic, but at least that’s a “normal” improbability for already-crazy pregnant women.  So what the heck is wrong with me?

Now I’m curious – Moms or Moms-to-Be: What weird dreams did you have/are you having while pregnant?

For the non-preggos:  I imagine having a dream involving babies is terrifying in and of itself.  But feel free to share your thoughts.  Perhaps you can provide some impartial insight.

Good night and Sweet Dreams 🙂

2 Comments

  1. Douglas Forasté

    Uh, you have to get REM sleep to dream. I don’t bother.REM sleep keeps me awake.
    I didn’t see any reference to a cat in the blog other than in the title and feel rather duped into reading the whole weblog without the payoff of you having a kitten. Bait-and-switch is an illegal sales tactic and should be an illegal weblog tactic.

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  2. Snow Philip

    Diana – I haven’t thought about this for YEARS, but your dream story joggled what’s left of my memory. I never told Chip about this either, but I once dreamed that HE was pregnant and carrying our unborn child in the vicinity of his left knee.

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